HNT - Post-It Notes

I so wanted to do this as a click through, but my computer brain just wasn't able to figure it out. So you just get a double pic. Happy HNT.

Happy HNT

Best laid plans...

Don't you just hate it when you have a brilliant idea and then either can't remember what is was or you can't follow through with it? Happens all the time with me...

In anticipation of the first swingers party of the season I found myself with a brilliant idea for a post, however, I ran out of time and never got it put together. So, I decided I'd wait and do it next month. Don't you just love surprises?

We are having a back to school themed party and I had one heck of a time deciding just what kind of school girl I wanted to be. I could dress as the sexy librarian, the class slut, a classic uniform girl or toss them all to the side and go for something not school related at all (think J-Lo sexy.) But, after trying on many outfits I finally decided on one that resembled the classic uniform and looked pretty cute , too! I'm hoping to get some nice pics and  a few stories to share with you. Stay tuned. I'm sure there will plenty of spicy pics(and a couple of stories) headed your way. It is a swinger's party after all. ;-)

Have a great weekend!

TMI Tuesday 9/20

What would you do?

1. You encounter a good looking lost and frantic tourist looking for the airport. You:
A) Shrug your shoulders, feigning ignorance.
B) Find the shortest route on your smartphone and get him/her a cab.
C) Direct him/her to the nearest bus stop.
D) Get your car, pick up his/her luggage and speed to the airport.

D. Is this the absolute answer I'd love to give since you never know what could happen with a good looking lost tourist - and the opportunity to help them relax is always appealing. *smiles slyly* But, honestly, my real reaction would probably be B - safe & nice.

2. You’re taking a vacation alone. Your destination:
A) Beach resort — I just want to relax and de-stress.
B) A group tour — I don’t want to worry about the details.
C) Wherever the dart lands on the map.
D) Every country with a hostel — my backpack is my home.

Absolutely A. Who doesn't like the warm sun kissing their skin and watching all the yummy half (maybe totally) naked people you can drink in? Ooh, dreaming of sunny days (already?)

3. Blackout! You can’t watch TV, so you light some candles and:
A) Dig up some batteries and listen to the radio.
B) Invite the neighbors, light a fire and sing camping songs all night.
C) Find a friend and play games that don’t require electricity. . . Like chess.
D) Drive to the next town — oh sweet Wi-Fi, I’ve found you!

Let's see...the best answer here is C. Everyone always looks better in candlelight. So, maybe I'd actually combine B & C for a fun filled night all 'round. *wink*

But, really, I'd most likely dig up the  ol' batteries and ... what don't you need lights for again? Oh, that's right, listen to the radio (that's what we'll call it today.)

4. The man/woman of your dreams has finally proposed. The relationship is perfect, they are everything you’ve ever dreamed of and ever wanted. They are also a multi-millionaire and want you to sign a prenuptial agreement. Which would you do?
A) Sign it
B) Just not get married

Sign it. If he's everything I ever wanted then I'm not in it for the money. 

5. If you were going to marry an inanimate object, what would you marry?

This one really got me thinking. If I could marry Disney World, that would be the place. I would want to be associated with the happiest place on earth. If I couldn't marry Disney, then I'd have to go for 'my boyfriend, Pillow'. He always makes me feel good...

Note: A woman has married the Eiffel Tower and another has married the golden gate bridge. Read about it HERE

Bonus: You’ve just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make? Nipple charms and dildos, what else would you expect?

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TMI Tuesday 9/13

Welcome to another TMI Tuesday. This week’s topic is dating. Even if you are not single or dating you can easily answer the questions as if you are single and dating. It’s fun, enjoy!

DATING

1. You’re on a speed date. You’ve got 7 minutes with the potential partner. You already know the person’s name. What are the first three questions you would ask? This is difficult for me. I don't really think of myself as one who's very good at small talk or creating a dialog, so let's see...What do I want to know about you? (voice over)

What kinds of things do you like to do? If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be? and If you could do anything you want without fear of being caught, what would you do?

2. Have you ever participated in speed dating? Did you get a regular date/second date out of it? I have not ever participated in speed dating (at least not in this context)...No, can't say that I ever got a regular/second date out of it either (and not too sure I'd have wanted to.) ;)

3. Do you participate in online dating? How many dates have you had as a result of online dating sites/matches? I wouldn't say that I have done much for online dating, but I can say that my husband as taken on my persona to find us dates. We have met quite a few people over the years (some more memorable than others). I don't think I could count the number of people we have met do to 'my' online 'dating' practices.

4. You are attracted to:
a. Who people are? I am going to have to go with who people are. You are either genuine or not. You really can't fake who you are.
b. What people have?
c. What they can do?

5. What “little red flag” will cause you to end a date or immediately decide this person isn’t for you? Kindness. You can tell if a person is kind when you meet. It's the way they smile or carry themselves. 

6. What do you feel you need to sacrifice or have sacrificed to be a part of a relationship? I'm not really sure you should have to sacrifice anything. You should be able to be yourself, speak your mind and enjoy the person you're with. If you are not happy, then it's not worth it.

7. If you cooked for your date, what would you cook? Here the possibilities are endless...I suppose that would depend on what my date liked to eat. Nothing too fancy. Probably some type of pasta dish (not spaghetti - too ordinary) or maybe grilled steak with baked potatoes and a nice green salad, or maybe a quick stir-fry, or... No matter what is was it would be accompanied by flirtatious innuendo and perhaps a bit of wine.

8. At the end of a first date, how would you kiss your date? This would all depend on just how well the date went...
a. Press your lips against theirs - this indicates the date went well and I'd like to do it again
b. Gentle kiss on the cheek - to me this is a gentle blow off (unless you are very young and just beginning your dating life)
c. Lots o’ tongue, like you’re on a tonsil exploration - You are too cute for words, I'm drunk and very horny, take me now! (doesn't happen very often, but when it does - WOW)
d. I don’t kiss on the first date - Um...

Bonus:  You just put up a profile on a dating site. You must describe yourself in 10 words or less. What are your 10 words? Holy Cow - what a question...let me think...An attractive, fun-loving woman who enjoys new experiences. 

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Happy TMI Tuesday!

Passing Fancy

Sometimes I just don't know what comes over me. Flashes happen so quickly I am awed by them.

Take my ride home this afternoon. Nothing special just driving in my car - kind of on autopilot - not really absorbing my surroundings when I come to a stop light. I am the only car there for a moment. I'm listening to the radio watching the lights in order anticipate when my turn to move will be.

I look to the right and notice a large blue truck in the lane next to me. Driving that truck is a very striking young man. Not sure the age, late 20s or early 30s. He's wearing a baseball cap (fitted and backward) and a white T. He has strong well defined features and what appear to be soft lips. I notice the sculpted shoulders and biceps of a man who either works hard in a gym or works outside for a living. A very nice package. (It's amazing what you can notice in a very short period of time).

I'm not even sure the young man notices me at all, but I noticed him. My thoughts quickly turned to what he might look like naked. I imagined a tight toned mid-section and a hard tight ass. Ooh was the only word whispered through my mind.

I felt my pussy get tighter as I imagined running my hands over his tight body, my lips pressed against his. My mind flooded with thoughts of his warm moist breath caressing the nape of my neck as he fondled my heavy breasts...

Less than 3 minutes later I am in my drive way turning off the car. I am always amazed at the sudden flashes of fantasy that come out of the blue.

TMI Tuesday 9/6

I know it's been forever since I posted anything, but here I was finally able to get to a computer - alone. And I absolutely love this week's TMI, so I thought I'd 'confess'.

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions are brought you by Yummy aka Heelsnstocking and Hedone. Thank you HnS for the theme.

NAKED

1) What do you wear to sleep in?
I generally sleep naked. It's the most comfortable. If I'm really cold I'll add a cotton T - no panties, or panties no T.
2) Do you ever walk around your own place naked?

Yes. I often walk around my place naked. After 9 pm I'm usually just in my panties and shirt. My children will say, "Pants, Mom, pants!" I usually ignore them. 
3) Have you or would you ever answer the door naked?
Can't say that I have ever gotten up the nerve to answer the door without a stitch of clothing, but I have had one of my sons and his friend come running in the door after I've come back from a long run to find me sprawled over a stability ball with nothing on. I don't think I've seen that kid again. Talk about trauma?

4) What part of your body do you like to be on show? Why?

Oh, let's see...I'm usually covered all the time, but I would have to say - breasts and legs. I think they are some of my best features. I wear shorts and skirts to show my legs and fun, fancy bras to help lift and enhance my bust.
5) When sunbathing how much do you bare?

I don't usually sunbathe. I burn easily. When I was younger I would go topless, but I am rarely in the sun anymore. I have gone to tanning booths and when there I am completely naked - except for the sunglasses...
6) Have you or would you bare all on a naturist (nude) beach?

I suppose if I were to go to a naturist beach, I would bare all...when in Rome and all...
7) Have you ever flashed your bits in public? If not would you if it turned your partner on?

I have not ever intentionally flashed any of my bits in public. However, I would if I thought it would turn my partner on.
8) Have you ever given a striptease or has anyone given you one? Did you enjoy it?

I have done a striptease on a few occasions, always with the desired outcome. So, I would say, yes I enjoyed it. :)
9) Ever gone skinny dipping? Alone or with others?

I don't think you could really call it skinny dipping, but once in high school I went to a local lake with some friends, but only stripped down to my bra and panties. On another occasion, I was topless in a very public lake - strike that - I lost my entire suit for a spell in that lake. Broad daylight, too. 

10) Do you like to look at naked people or do you want show off your nakedness.

I like to look, but I also like to be. So really it's a tie. I won't/don't necessarily want to show off my nakedness in a public setting, but privately - I have no qualms about being naked. 
Bonus

Sexually speaking, what's the furthest you would go with a partner in public? Have you had sex in public?

I would go all the way. See the answer to 9... I like sex in public places. ;)

21 Questions 6/4

21 Questions

1. Sex in a cemetery or a Walmart bathroom?

Cemetery; a little bit freaky and completely outside (love sex outside)

2. Are you a voyeur or exhibitionist?

Definitely. Probably - voyeur. I love to watch (all kinds of things)

3. Do you take dirty/sexy pictures of yourself with your cell?

Sure. I'm just not sure how to get them onto my computer (not that technologically advanced, I suppose.)

4. If you were a hooker/pimp what would your name be?

Ooh, that's a tough one (something James Bond-ish I guess: Pussy, Fatima, Lovey?) I could probably come up with something more clever, but that's all I can think of right now.

5. and how much would you charge?

I would be on the high end (not exactly sure what that would be, but definitely expensive). I am sooo worth it. ;)

6. How long should foreplay last?

'Til my pussy is dripping, I cannot take it any longer and I begin to beg...

7. do you own any butt plugs?

No, can't say that I do

8. Hotel Sex with the curtains open? Ever done it?

Absolutely. On both accounts.

9. Sex at the in-laws or parents of who you are dating?

Yes. 

10. Feathers or Whips?

Depends on my mood, but most often Whips

11. Would you let your partner shave you?

Yes. I have on occasion

12. Where is your favorite place to have sex?

Outside comes in #1,  but I also really love to have sex in the living room on the floor in front of the TV.

13. Do you remember your first time? 

Yes. I remember. I may even share that experience someday.

14. Where was your first time and how was the sex?

My bedroom and a little disappointing, I guess. It was over so quickly I wasn't even sure it happened. 

15. role play for a minute? who would you be?

Sure. I could role play for a minute. I would be who/what ever turned you on the most (especially if I needed to wear heels and stockings)

16. sex in front of a mirror?

Yes.

17. A song that makes you think of sex.

What song doesn't? Lately, S&M by Rhianna, 3 by Brittany Spears, and Paris by Grace Potter & the Nocturnals

18. Are you horny right now?

A bit

19. What is your favorite body part on yourself and do you show it off?

I really like my eyes and yes I show them off all.the.time. :) I also like my breasts and I try my best to make them as tantalizing as possible.

20. Edible panties? Tried them?

Nope. Have never tried them. Never really sounded appealing (sticky, artificial, too sweet). Tried some edible body paint once and didn't care for that at all.

and 

21. I need some questions, what do you want to know?

What's your favorite position and why?

Mornings

I love the mornings when all is quite and I have free run of the house. It's peaceful and inviting. My mind wanders and I think of you.

My body takes over and I roll over closer to you. My hands start to gently caress your muscular arms and strong back. They work their way down your side (you sleep on your side with your back toward me) to your hip. My hand dips to rub your firm buttocks. Your body moves a bit closer to mine. My hand moves from your backside to your front and I begin to stroke your fat cock.

I lean in closer to you so that I can whisper in your ear the tale of how I am going to eat you this morning. You don't make a sound but you do roll more onto your back exposing your sex to me. My hand grips a little tighter as my lips make their way down your chest to the base of your cock. I linger here waiting for more signs of life.

Still, you sleep. I hover just above the head of your cock letting my warm breath envelop you. Your cock becomes a little bit harder and my tongue flicks across the head of your cock. Then it swirls around almost lapping at the tip until the entire head is in my mouth. I let my tongue slide down the shaft all the way to the base then swirl all around. I take my time licking you from base to tip and back down.

Your body comes alive and you grow even harder. I bob my head a little quicker yet taking my time to tease the very tip of your head. I suck a little deeper. And harder. Your hips thrust up to meet my lips. Your eyes begin to open and your hands find their way to soft skin. As you find yourself more awake you take my hair in your hands and push my head towards the base of your cock as your hips thrust up again my mouth pushing your cock deeper into the back of my throat. You moan. I moan.

Your thrusts become quicker and my body more pliable. My mouth opens wider and you get deeper. Your hand slides down my ass cheeks and one finger dips between my thighs. You feel my complete wetness and moan louder. You are ready to cum. I stroke you with my tongue and mouth until you shudder. I lick your balls until your body quiets. I kiss you full on your mouth as you slide your fingers between my thighs and feel the sticky sweetness that lies beneath.

TMI Tuesday 5/24

1. Under what circumstances would you kiss a stranger?

    I have to say, after a few drinks. That way I leave my inhibitions by the wayside. It's good, especially with permission. :)

2. Who was the last person you sent a sexy or romantic text message to? What did the text say?

  This one is hard, since I don't really text, but do pics count? Then it would have to be my hubby. I sent him a pic of me playing with my pussy telling him I was thinking about him.

3. What was the last sexy or romantic text message that you received and what did it say?

  You're a naughty girl, aren't you.

4. What was the longest romantic relationship you’ve had (months, years)? And what was the shortest romantic relationship?

  My longest relationship is going on 20 years. Quite a feat for a girl who changed boyfriends almost as quickly as the days of the week. My great-grandfather stopped trying to learn their names and assigned them numbers.

My shortest relationship (if you can even call it that) lasted about 1/2 an hour. It was the 5th grade and he asked me to be his girlfriend. It was awesome. I had such a crush. But, alas, the courtship ended at the end of the evening and our last pass around the roller rink. (Ah, the good ol' days). Other than that, I believe the shortest relationship (somewhat serious) lasted about 2 weeks (high school - things change fast).

5. If there was a cunnilingus contest, would you enter? Would you “eat” or be eaten?
If eating, would you bring along your choice of pussy to lick or use one of the clean delectable pussies provided?

   This is a tough one. I think I would need to know what the rules of the contest were first; what are we trying to accomplish - fastest orgasm, multiple orgasms; longest, most satisfied smile at the end? Details, please...

If I did enter (not a high probability, too much pressure), I would be the eat-er. I don't usually care to be eaten.  On occasion it's quite delightful, but those occasions are rare. I would want to bring along my choice of pussy, but would welcome the others provided.

6. If we asked your partner/lover to describe you sexually in one word, what do you think that word would be?

  The first word that comes to mind is: awesome! He tells me this all the time. He thinks I'm the best he's ever had (and he's had quite a few ).

Happy SEXY TMI Tuesday!