TMI Tuesday 9/20

What would you do?

1. You encounter a good looking lost and frantic tourist looking for the airport. You:
A) Shrug your shoulders, feigning ignorance.
B) Find the shortest route on your smartphone and get him/her a cab.
C) Direct him/her to the nearest bus stop.
D) Get your car, pick up his/her luggage and speed to the airport.

D. Is this the absolute answer I'd love to give since you never know what could happen with a good looking lost tourist - and the opportunity to help them relax is always appealing. *smiles slyly* But, honestly, my real reaction would probably be B - safe & nice.

2. You’re taking a vacation alone. Your destination:
A) Beach resort — I just want to relax and de-stress.
B) A group tour — I don’t want to worry about the details.
C) Wherever the dart lands on the map.
D) Every country with a hostel — my backpack is my home.

Absolutely A. Who doesn't like the warm sun kissing their skin and watching all the yummy half (maybe totally) naked people you can drink in? Ooh, dreaming of sunny days (already?)

3. Blackout! You can’t watch TV, so you light some candles and:
A) Dig up some batteries and listen to the radio.
B) Invite the neighbors, light a fire and sing camping songs all night.
C) Find a friend and play games that don’t require electricity. . . Like chess.
D) Drive to the next town — oh sweet Wi-Fi, I’ve found you!

Let's see...the best answer here is C. Everyone always looks better in candlelight. So, maybe I'd actually combine B & C for a fun filled night all 'round. *wink*

But, really, I'd most likely dig up the  ol' batteries and ... what don't you need lights for again? Oh, that's right, listen to the radio (that's what we'll call it today.)

4. The man/woman of your dreams has finally proposed. The relationship is perfect, they are everything you’ve ever dreamed of and ever wanted. They are also a multi-millionaire and want you to sign a prenuptial agreement. Which would you do?
A) Sign it
B) Just not get married

Sign it. If he's everything I ever wanted then I'm not in it for the money. 

5. If you were going to marry an inanimate object, what would you marry?

This one really got me thinking. If I could marry Disney World, that would be the place. I would want to be associated with the happiest place on earth. If I couldn't marry Disney, then I'd have to go for 'my boyfriend, Pillow'. He always makes me feel good...

Note: A woman has married the Eiffel Tower and another has married the golden gate bridge. Read about it HERE

Bonus: You’ve just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make? Nipple charms and dildos, what else would you expect?

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TMI Tuesday 9/13

Welcome to another TMI Tuesday. This week’s topic is dating. Even if you are not single or dating you can easily answer the questions as if you are single and dating. It’s fun, enjoy!

DATING

1. You’re on a speed date. You’ve got 7 minutes with the potential partner. You already know the person’s name. What are the first three questions you would ask? This is difficult for me. I don't really think of myself as one who's very good at small talk or creating a dialog, so let's see...What do I want to know about you? (voice over)

What kinds of things do you like to do? If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be? and If you could do anything you want without fear of being caught, what would you do?

2. Have you ever participated in speed dating? Did you get a regular date/second date out of it? I have not ever participated in speed dating (at least not in this context)...No, can't say that I ever got a regular/second date out of it either (and not too sure I'd have wanted to.) ;)

3. Do you participate in online dating? How many dates have you had as a result of online dating sites/matches? I wouldn't say that I have done much for online dating, but I can say that my husband as taken on my persona to find us dates. We have met quite a few people over the years (some more memorable than others). I don't think I could count the number of people we have met do to 'my' online 'dating' practices.

4. You are attracted to:
a. Who people are? I am going to have to go with who people are. You are either genuine or not. You really can't fake who you are.
b. What people have?
c. What they can do?

5. What “little red flag” will cause you to end a date or immediately decide this person isn’t for you? Kindness. You can tell if a person is kind when you meet. It's the way they smile or carry themselves. 

6. What do you feel you need to sacrifice or have sacrificed to be a part of a relationship? I'm not really sure you should have to sacrifice anything. You should be able to be yourself, speak your mind and enjoy the person you're with. If you are not happy, then it's not worth it.

7. If you cooked for your date, what would you cook? Here the possibilities are endless...I suppose that would depend on what my date liked to eat. Nothing too fancy. Probably some type of pasta dish (not spaghetti - too ordinary) or maybe grilled steak with baked potatoes and a nice green salad, or maybe a quick stir-fry, or... No matter what is was it would be accompanied by flirtatious innuendo and perhaps a bit of wine.

8. At the end of a first date, how would you kiss your date? This would all depend on just how well the date went...
a. Press your lips against theirs - this indicates the date went well and I'd like to do it again
b. Gentle kiss on the cheek - to me this is a gentle blow off (unless you are very young and just beginning your dating life)
c. Lots o’ tongue, like you’re on a tonsil exploration - You are too cute for words, I'm drunk and very horny, take me now! (doesn't happen very often, but when it does - WOW)
d. I don’t kiss on the first date - Um...

Bonus:  You just put up a profile on a dating site. You must describe yourself in 10 words or less. What are your 10 words? Holy Cow - what a question...let me think...An attractive, fun-loving woman who enjoys new experiences. 

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TMI Tuesday 5/24

1. Under what circumstances would you kiss a stranger?

    I have to say, after a few drinks. That way I leave my inhibitions by the wayside. It's good, especially with permission. :)

2. Who was the last person you sent a sexy or romantic text message to? What did the text say?

  This one is hard, since I don't really text, but do pics count? Then it would have to be my hubby. I sent him a pic of me playing with my pussy telling him I was thinking about him.

3. What was the last sexy or romantic text message that you received and what did it say?

  You're a naughty girl, aren't you.

4. What was the longest romantic relationship you’ve had (months, years)? And what was the shortest romantic relationship?

  My longest relationship is going on 20 years. Quite a feat for a girl who changed boyfriends almost as quickly as the days of the week. My great-grandfather stopped trying to learn their names and assigned them numbers.

My shortest relationship (if you can even call it that) lasted about 1/2 an hour. It was the 5th grade and he asked me to be his girlfriend. It was awesome. I had such a crush. But, alas, the courtship ended at the end of the evening and our last pass around the roller rink. (Ah, the good ol' days). Other than that, I believe the shortest relationship (somewhat serious) lasted about 2 weeks (high school - things change fast).

5. If there was a cunnilingus contest, would you enter? Would you “eat” or be eaten?
If eating, would you bring along your choice of pussy to lick or use one of the clean delectable pussies provided?

   This is a tough one. I think I would need to know what the rules of the contest were first; what are we trying to accomplish - fastest orgasm, multiple orgasms; longest, most satisfied smile at the end? Details, please...

If I did enter (not a high probability, too much pressure), I would be the eat-er. I don't usually care to be eaten.  On occasion it's quite delightful, but those occasions are rare. I would want to bring along my choice of pussy, but would welcome the others provided.

6. If we asked your partner/lover to describe you sexually in one word, what do you think that word would be?

  The first word that comes to mind is: awesome! He tells me this all the time. He thinks I'm the best he's ever had (and he's had quite a few ).

Happy SEXY TMI Tuesday!